But Wait! There’s More!!
Hello! You’ve made it! Thank you for bringing your eyeballs to this blog post, I’m so proud of us. I’ve got some cool stuff to share, some new stuff and some old stuff needing a shoutout, I definitely forgot my ADHD medication this morning so bare with me, okay?
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In this post, I wanna talk about FUNCTION BABY!!! My fartwork is way more than just a gross piece to put on your desk, you can do SO MUCH with the majority of my pieces! I try to make all my little clay babies with function at their foundation, and just a gross exterior for that little extra *pizzaz*
So what’s up? What am I gonna show you first?! Let’s talk about these weird babies....
okay... so I’m PUMPED about these!! I had an amazing friend of mine commission me for some earrings! The original idea they derived them from was using the French hooks on the top to slip in between a gauge and your skin, so someone with stretched ears would still be able to wear dangling earrings that won’t fall off! Their main reason for loving this example, was the function! These babies are like little fidget earrings, the dangling chains slide up and down, perfect to play with all day long!
After doing a few test runs, I birthed these crazy earrings! This time I went all out, the specific request was eyeball earrings, but I couldn’t stop there! I made a little row of teeth, some canines, some little gross faces and tons of eyeballs, in their preferred eye color of course!
I’m completely happy with how these turned out, and I know you guys are too! After posting some sneak peaks, I already have a few more of you lovely human beings wanting me to make some earrings... so here I go! I can’t wait to make tons of new designs and faces, send me your ideas if you haven’t already!!
OKAY before I get too excited about those, I’ll share with you a cute little piece, that’s just been overlooked for too long!
Pocust!!
Don’t smoke? No problem! She’s the perfect desk station, holding all your paper clips and pens and air plants!! Wanna fill her with jewelry? Do it! Wanna make her a plant cutting station? Do it! Make little rooting plants!
This witch can hold all your tiny potions and magic spells, you got any ideas?!
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sooooooooooo..... not impressed? Don’t worry this isn’t just a post about all the products I have, I truly just wanna show you all my work has to offer!! Remember those candle holders? You were like “cute, but I never use tea lights, shame”
My candle holder collection can be whatever you need it to be! They’re essentially small glass bowls, so use it as a little trinket dish, a jewelry bowl, even an ash tray!! They’re super easy to clean, and the possibilities are endless!!
okay so what else? Did you already think about the jars? You can use these babies for ANYTHING!! I’m not gonna lie I use jars for everything in my house, it’s the perfect place for plant cuttings, tiny beads/ loose items, toothpicks, little love notes, hexes for your exes, and even the devils lettuce! They’re sealed jars my guys... the sky is the limit!!
Jarvis makes a great paint brush jar or stashie jar, Juniper makes a fabulous candy dish, jewelry holder, and even an ash tray! 
guys c’mon, I even have functional PAINTINGS!?!?! See those bad boys with the teeth?! They may be tiny paintings, but they sure do have a ton of potential!
I have tons of jewelry and jewelry hanging projects coming soon, but in the meantime, this little angler fish has the best teeth to hang your necklaces and bracelets on!
I am definitely a messy human, I’ve been hanging my necklaces on door handles and curtain rods until now!! The teeth are a great deterrent for thieves too, or if you’re just one of those people that likes poking sharp things (join the club) these teeth are perfect for you! Though these paintings are small, they’re sturdy! Each one should hold at least 5lbs, with mounting equipment included! Don’t worry, the teeth won’t fall out!!
Okay, so? How are you feeling about all this stuff? I still haven’t figured out how to insert direct links to the products I’ve shown, but for now I’ll make sure they’re right on the homepage, most of these babies can be found in the Halloween collection!!
did this help at all? Or were you just like “damn I knew this already, when is she making more stuff!”
I’ll be making more soon I promise, pinky swear! I have some more wearable artwork coming soon, so stay tuned for earrings and necklaces!
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-Slup